A Panto with Attitude!
Performed at The Albany Theatre, Deptford from 28th Nov 96 – 4th Jan 97

A tale of Gorging, Gargantuans, Guts and Gardening!

When a local gargatuan harrasses for family for generations and finally destroys your vegetable patch, what are you suppose to do?
Whilst battered lettuce, leeks and lentils lie everywhere, your mother panics and makes you sell Gertude the cow.  Fear not and hold tight, as Gertude our unsung hero takes charge on this white knuckle ride in the world of Panto.